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[B: The Video Game]

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One of the greatest flash movies is now in game format. I am stunned. You are amazing.

[- Music in Motion -]

review of Music in Motion

Platformers have set a reputation. Music games have set a reputation. So what happens when you mix two amazing experiences into one? You get music in motion, one of my all time favorite Flash games.

The concept is quite interesting: why hasn't anyone else thought of a rythym based platformer? This remarkable concept helps the game alot. I give concept 5 points.

Lets talk graphics. the game looks great, with a clean, colourful look. However, The player character reminds me too much about stick figures, and sticks are pretty low. but still, the graphics get a 4

music and sound. There are no sound effects, which I commonly find a problem. But, this is a good thing, because now there is nothing to get in the way of the fantastic music. Coolionatio selected great music for this game. Sound and music gets a 5.

The big one: Gameplay. The game is the most goddamn motherfucking fun game ever. The gameplay has huge variety, from avoiding an obstacle course that is actively being mad by the music, or stomping on a guy's head, the game gives you alot of gameplay options. My only complaint is that the game dosn't let you choose which game to start on after you beat it. Overall, Gameplay gets a 5.

Overall, you must play Music in Motion.

10/10

[Thing-Thing 2]

Thing Thing 2 review.

My love of the Thing Thing series is well known, so much so that Thing Thing Arena 3 is the first game I ever reviewed. The original Thing Thing was amazingly well recieved, so what does Weasel do? He makes a sequel.
Sadly, it sucks.
First lets talk story. Here's what I got out of my head: Thing Thing is under attack by zombies, who are controlled by the bio weapon Zeus, So Thing Thing goes to kill it.

Yeah. 0 points.

Now lets talk graphics. Gone is the interesting art style of the first, in replacement of a new, more realistic art style. However, I don't consider this a huge problem. The blood is better, and the guns are full of detail. I give art 3 points.

Next, music and sound. The sound is fine, but the music was horrible. I muted the gamewhile I was writing this. It's repetitove, and dosn't really fit Thing Thing. Still, the sound FX are great. Overall, I give music and sound 2 points.

Gameplay's next. The gameplay is the only OK part about the game. Blowing enemies to pieces with a huge variety of guns is insanly fun, and the guns recoil, adding a nice challenge. However, the AI is stupid as hell, following you straight into traps. Also, there is an annoying stamina bar that limits running, jumping, and close range combat. Overall, Gameplay gets a 4

Overall, Thing Thing 2 is a dissapointment.

4/10
Note: Please do not rate my review poorly because you like the game. This is my opinion.

[Prismatica]

review of Prismatica

prismatica is a simple game where you have to click the red ball.
Presentation: The Graphics are colourful and simple,like everything else.The song is nice, especially since it's by the god that is Gunshy. Overall, Presentation gets a 9
Gameplay:The gameplay, as most things about the game, is simple. click the red ball, don't click the other colours. However, there is a Huge amount of slowdown for older computers, such as a SyncMaster 763MB. Overall, gameplay gets a 6.
Overall: If you want a nice simple game, Prismatica is a decent experience. 8/10
Note: I got to level 50 in 2 minutes. Ended up at level 147. Yeah, it's addicting.

[The Impossible Quiz 2]

Need some help?

The answers might help...
1 - Up his sleevies (Old joke)
2 - Paint (Note the space between 'green' and 'house')
3 - Earth (Others are chocolate bars)
4 - American (A merry can)
5 - Do what Frank says
6 - 8 (S-E-N-T-E-N-C-E)
7 - Press the right arrow key
8 - 10 letters in
9 - Click the creature till its a tadpole. (Click the bubble for a skip).
10 - Drag 'a penguin' and click the button underneath.
11 - Follow the instructions
12 - Fine (Its upside-down for the question)
13 - Lederhosen
14 - Click the question number twice (Match the dirt to the bricks to make letters)
15 - A backwards dog
16 - Chris
17 - Touch only the brown balloon
18 - Fly sandwiches
19 - Fusestopper
20 - Turn on the lightswitch and click on all the zits. (Purple zit on ear gives you a Fusestopper).
21 - 30 (Demo version)
22 - Pink clouds
23 - Drag the blue circle around '23' to the bottom-middle square.
24 - Space
25 - When it's a jar (Ajar, a jar, get it?)
26 - You run. You run so far away
27 - Press '1' on the keyboard
28 - This is Sparta!
29 - Search right of the water and click the gem. (Find the green bomb under 'Search!' and let it explode for a skip. Detonate black bombs by dragging them under the water).
30 - Click on the '0' in the question number
31 - Drive down the M4 (Two whales = To Wales)
32 - Click on the finger
33 - Click on the question number
34 - Click the coin saying 'death'. (The word 'this' is the instant death link it's referring to).
35 - Aim for the face
36 - Tequila (To kill her)
37 - Move the cursor off the game screen until the next question appears
38 - Mash the keyboard
39 - Same as 11, but when you turn invisible, use the circles as a guide, and when you pick up the key you can see where you are
40 - Toucan
41 - Wait for one of the circles to shrink then click it. (Hidden Fusestopper in bottom right corner).
42 - Drag the hand to Pig Buster's face. (Random cutscene alert!)
43 - A random question from IQ1, go play that if your not sure
44 - What you say!!
45 - Spell 'EIEIO' using the second 'e' in I see, the 'i' in I see, and the o in O rly?
46 - Around Orion's waist
47 - Universal serial bus
48 - USB Ports
49 - Do what Frank says. DONT do it if it doesn't say 'Frank says...' at the top
50 - Mash the mouse on Badly Drawn Dog's mouth when he picks up the bone, then stroke him with the mouse when he stops again
51 - Click the word 'came' (It changes to 'camel')
52 - Stroke the lamp till the spirit comes out
53 - Click where the 'arrow' on the G of 'pointing' is pointing
54 - Drag the mouse's tail (bottom right corner) to the circle
55 - Pokemon
56 - Near its legs (Micropenis)
57 - Four
58 - Press the space bar
59 - Drag away the 'r' in varnish. (Vanish, varnish!)
60 - Pull down Longcat as fast as possible
61 - To get to the other side
62 - Edam
63 - Click the 'q' for 'quality'. (Press 'q' on the keyboard for a skip).
64 - Find all 6 differences. (1 - Saturn planet in distance. 2 - One of the sticking out spatulas. 3 - Near top right corner. 4 - Under the Spatulon's right eye. 5 - On the far right of the Spatulon's mouth. 6 - A spot on the bottom of the screen, under the Spatulon).
65 - Goat's blood
66 - Click on all the leaves except the three around its neck. (Click the purple flower for a Fusestopper).
67 - You have to guide your mouse to the key, pick it up, and drag it to the lock. (Same as 11 and 39 basically). But its HARD. I skip it.
68 - Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged. (No theyre not D=).
69 - Wait till the bomb ticks down to 2, then click on the 2
70 - Click on Chris, and COUNT the number of punches before he's knocked out. (Remember the number).
71 - 28.8kps modem
72 - Violence
73 - Mash the mouse on the creature's scissor things
74 - No
75 - The number of punches it took to knock out Chris in Q70
76 - AIDS
77 - A fat bloke
78 - Rub the handle to make it turn. (Sometimes it doesn't respond, very annoying).
79 - Drag the word 'on' into the circle. (This fooled me for, what, a couple seconds).
80 - A corpse's bra
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[supersoldier]

Review of supersoldier

supersoldier is a side scrolling shooter that is rated E in which you go back and forth controlling and protecting territories.

Presentation: This game has absoulutely perfect in presentation. The music loop is great, and the graphics are in classic Dan Palidan style. Overall, Presentation gets a 10

Gameplay: The gameplay, which is in the Capture the Falg format, is highly polished. the game is a challenge, but not enough of one to ruin it. The game pushes the limit of an E rating, having you explode into pieces when you get hit. Overall, gameplay gets a 10

Overall. This is one of the best Flash games EVER. PERIOD. You need to try this game. NOW. 10/10

[Pong-Just Pong 2.0]

Finally!

At last, someone manages to make a true pong game. No powerups, no complicated gameplay, just straight, good ol' pong. Thank you! Dylan Blue seal of approval

[Pico Blast]

Cheat!

Press G to upgrade your gun

[Barbarian Bob]

Suprisingly addicting

Concept: Make a hack and slash that isn't a button masher (gasp!) 10/10
Graphics: Kinda primitive, but it fits the game perfectly 9/10
Sound: Great effects and music make this one of the best sounding games ever 10/10
Gameplay: Fun and tactical. Using D to jump is kind of annoying though 9/10
Originality: The combat system really is interesting and original 10/10
Overall: This is a fun game for those who like something different.